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Xena: Warrior Princess 3x13 | One Against An Army

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You got into the nutbread again didn’t you? Xena should lock that up better

No, but I ate the fish she cooked…

thefifthsister replied to your post: “Peaches On Fire” - The scroll of a dream.

Erm… okay, bizarre..

I warned you people. 

Xena asked me many times what was I dreaming about the night she said I screamed “THE PEACHES ARE ON FIRE!” and I have been denying to tell her until now. I finally wrote the parts I remembered of the dream, which aren’t many. You have been warned, my warrior. Should have kept it to myself… This is going to be awkward. No, I did not eat nutbread before I went to sleep. But I ate your fish, and this could explain a lot.

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meetthenightfury asked: ((I will never stop following this blog...Just wanted you to know that.))

((OOC: THANK YOU SO MUCH! Obviously having people unfollowing is the last thing I want. Thing is, delicioustrap (Xena) and I are like REALLY busy this year. She just started college and I’m studying 24/7 to pass a test by the end of the year to enter University. We have no time to write the joined fanfics and all we were doing during vacations. But I promise we will return when things settle down! :D Meanwhile, please keep your fingers crossed for us!

And this goes for all of you that have been following us both through this year (we’re already in August, wtf??) and because you stayed! Means the world to know that this fandom has such loyal fans, and even more that this RP was important and that we could provide a fun time for you! We had a blast, and we hope to have it again when we can. You’re all amazing! Thank you so freaking much, we won’t let you down. 

I’ll always try to come here when I have some spare time to answer questions and everything, but be patient! We love you guys!

xxx

Battle on!

- dreammaker-heartbreaker))

thefifthsister asked: Gabrielle. You didn't get buried under that pile of scrolls, did ya?

Nearly, darling. 

Still trying to find the right words for this scroll.

This is the worst writer’s block I’ve ever had.

Anyway, don’t worry, I’ll try to make it up to all of you.

Xena and I have been busy.

Lots of love from the bard and the warrior.

♥

Anonymous asked: How would you feel if one day someone decided to make your scrolls about your adventures with Xena into a series of plays?

Well, I think they already did, didn’t they?

Yeah, there were those two hot actresses that played us, who I mentioned looked a lot like us, in fact.

“Hum, true, Gabrielle, true… Those two hot actresses could be our twins. Bet they’re married too off-stage, watcha think?”

“Yeah, I’d believe it without second thought…”

It was something called…

Xena the Warrior Princess or Xena: Warrior Princess or something…

Or was that not a play?

xenamusicvideos asked: You started it. :-P~~ Hugs.

Haha, alright, alright, sorry dearie… I was rude.

“You call that rude, Gabrielle?”

“Don’t interrupt me, Xena.”

I just really don’t like being contradicted, but maybe the sais you know really don’t need sharpening. By the gods, I need to get my hands on one of those, because sharpening things is so boring… I don’t know how Xena does it!

Sorry about the roughness. *hugs*

“You haven’t got the feeling yet, Gabrielle. When you find out how relaxing it is, you’ll start loving it.”

“I highly doubt that…”

xenamusicvideos asked: You do not Sharpen a Sai.

Oh gods…

Alright, say what you will. I’m not in the mood for this…

xenamusicvideos asked: Sais aren't sharp... :-P Thought I would pass that on. Kinda awkward post.

sharp (shärp)

adj. sharp.er, sharp-est

1. Having a thin edge or a fine point suitable for or capable of cutting or piercing.

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Uhm, I’m sorry, but I think they’re made of metal, they have thin edges- even though some of them might have a shape sort of like a baton, but mine are in a diamond, rhombus shape- and they cut and pierce very well, so I assume they are, in fact, sharp.

-Take it easy, Gabrielle, people are not supposed to know everything about weapons…

-I know, I know… It’s just, I don’t like being contradicted.

-And you’re telling me that?

thefifthsister asked: Gods, you guys are cute together. At least she read it Gab. So, what's next for you two? Still working with those scrolls?

Thank you, though you’re not the first one to say that.. Which is just weird because if people lived with us they’d see we’re not at all cute - at least most of the time. But Xena has her moments.

Yeah, still am, but I’ll try to finish within this month, because I can’t stand that dusty cave anymore…

thefifthsister asked: Oh Gods, the Cupid's Day scroll... that is just such a beautiful scroll to read! It seems that you both had a magical day. And you gave her the Peaches On Fire scroll?! Ha. Did she read it?

Aaaw, thanks! We did our best!

Yes, it was perfect. Uhu, she loved it! I had never seen her laughing so hard at a piece of paper as much as she did. 

I thought it was just weird and not funny at all though.

Anyway, I’ll post it asap, so you’ll see for yourself.

-Come on, Gabrielle, admit, it was one of the most hilarious dreams you ever had!

-You won’t convince me, Xena. It was just creepy…

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Credits to Hellgirl

Awwww that is Sweet indeed <3 <3

True fact.

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Anonymous asked: Hi Gabby. Do you spend as much time on your sais as Xena does on her sword at night?

Not really, ‘cause it kind of annoys me now.. Probably Xena got me traumatized. But there you have it. I keep them always sharp and ready though.

-Here she comes with the “sharpening your sword at night” subject again… I thought we’d passed that, Gabrielle.

-Well, we have, Xena. You’re controlling yourself very well these past few weeks.